Transitive Property of Sprocket

Doing You-know-What = Sprocket
Sprocket = Cuteness
Cuteness = Lots of Parental Interactions
Lots of Parental Interactions = Learning New Skills
Learning New Skills = No Sleep
No Sleep = More Caffeine
More Caffeine = Diet Coke
Diet Coke = Aspartame
Aspartame = Holes in the Brain.


There you have it. Having Sex Leads to Holes in Your Brain.


No. Really. Our awesomely cute kid is learning new stuff pretty much every day. When he learned to roll over both ways, we had to stop swaddling and sleep became a precious commodity in the Smither's household. We just started getting back on track in the sleep department in the middle of last week. Well, now he learned how to get his knees up under him when he is sleeping. It results in the super cute "baby-butt-in-the-air" sleeping pose. It also results in an increased incidence  him accidentally rolling over onto his back in his sleep, startling himself awake, and screaming at the top of his lungs because he is pissed off. Twice. Last Night. At 1 AM.

Good thing he is hands-down the cutest kid on Earth. Here he is giving his opinion on carrots: