Fireside Chat with the Mayor: "That's Five...Give Me a Beer."

Week One of the Mayoral Race is in the books! This week's challenge had to be postponed since we had Mr. Smitty was in town. The challenge:

Mayor Debate #1: Super Squatter Hour of Power

Hour of power meets hour of power.

Time: 1 hour

Goal: do as many push-ups, sit-ups, and squats (body weight) as possible.  Also, drink as many beers as possible.  

Points Awarded: on both sheer quantity and style.

 

B donned his workout shorts, tennis shoes, and sweatband and began the challenge.

 

Super Smile!

  

Tuque was there for moral support.

About 10 minutes in...

I Heart NPR.

Cashed Out After 4 Rounds

The following things were overheard throughout the debate...


"Beer's not as good as it would be sittin' on the couch watchin' football."


"This is way tougher than riding a bike!"


"It tastes like breakfast!"


"I have fat calves."


"That's Five...Give me a Beer!"


"I can't count and breath at the same time. I gotta do one or the other."


"I don't feel like Rocky"


"I'm seeing things...is that normal?"


"There is nothing enjoyable about this."


"I'm not an alcoholic...I'm not an athlete...I'm just a nobody."


In the end, B felt pretty good about his effort -- but we are pretty sure that Normie kicked butt in this debate. Here are the totals from the incumbent:


Squats: 275
Sit-ups: 90
Push-ups: 23
Brews: 3
Style Points: 1,000 (B thinks its less :" I was pretty whiny -- but I had an awesome head band")


Watcha got, Normie?

Stay Tuned to find out the next Mayoral Debate and to hear about my second (gasp!) run of the week.